Bird's Eye View: Wednesday, April 1, 2009- Boring, but up!

"You know what the news is-- in a minute, you're going to hear the rest of the story"- Paul Harvey
I saw today where the medias favorite bear, Nouriel Roubini, has altered his outlook from diving into the abyss, to an "L" shaped recovery. I guess an "L" shaped recovery beats an "I" shaped declined, but when you dealing with "B" and an "S", I don't think it really matters.
Today. the Dow and Nasdaq overcame an early sell-off to close up sharply on the day. Despite news that a GM bankruptcy appeared likely, investors shrugged it off knowing that a prepackaged bankruptcy for GM make actually help them in the years to come.
Don't be fooled by "Mr. Help the Little Guy Obama". A prepackaged GM bankruptcy is designed to break union contracts, and rid GM of all the burdensome legacy costs (pensions, high hourly costs, etc). This is obviously not good for the higher paid factory worker, but it will bring costs more in-line with the Japs...Oh, sorry. That's a World War II veterans term.
News released this morning on manufacturing, construction spending, and pending home sales were all better than expected, and the mood in the markets got suddenly better.
Here are some recent headlines I have read, along with my take on what they mean;
"In car sales, how low can they go?"
My Take: If you need a car, go buy it. The deals are unbelievable, and you won't get another deal like you will today until Wall Street creates another crisis 4 years from now.
"S&P profits seem too high"
My Take: Give me a break. Earnings are bottoming, and over the next 16 quarters, the trend will rise. Stop trying to mislead us.
"Commodities' recent rally lacks demand"
My Take: Oh, really, Just wait until the Chinese start buying more stuff to resume building their infrastructure.
Oh, by the way, the Chinese are doing that now. Wall Street won't let their friends in the media tell you about it until they get fully invested. Once they do, they will tell you to buy!
"Build up your bond portfolio"
My Take: You would have to be an idiot to buy bonds at these levels. If you can be patient, inflation will kick in a few years from now and you can get much higher yeilds. But, if you enjoy watching the value of your bond portfolio drop 30-40%, go ahead an lock in some 20-30 year bonds.
"With rates at 0%, what's a Fed to do?"
My Take: Mail the check directly to me.
Isn't all this stuff silly? Headlines designed to make you a brave investor at the top. and a chicken at the bottom. It's not new, it's the way things have always been.